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everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

(via fiftyshadesofperfectionn)


my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”


(Source: lindsaylohoean, via officialwhitegirls)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers

(via slightlydestructive)


the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(via best-of-text-posts)


[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via best-of-text-posts)

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